These are my choices
IMPORTANT ENDORSEMENT ANNOUNCEMENT FOLLOWS:
I have decided that, at this point, trying to best determine a viable presidential candidate based on the good they can do for this country is aiming way too high.
For now, I will instead start looking for the candidate who will do the least amount of damage to the nation.
THIS CONCLUDES THE IMPORTANT ENDORSEMENT ANNOUNCEMENT.

I see you are raising awareness about mediocrity!